You knew I'd do it eventually.

Frankly you're surprised that I haven't done it sooner. You understand why I'm not double-posting; it's too personal and too specific to put those posts here. So you'll go look at this other blog of mine, the one I'm calling The Plague Project. You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can go about his business. Move along.